1. Because it wanted to be a layer in the graduation cake!
You want a piece of me? Or would you rather have a slice of my friend, the spoon
Because it was from a card shark who swam through a sea of laughter
Because he heard the drinks were on the house, and he wanted to climb up to the top shelf
Pop? No, deflationary songs!
Because it was already stuffed, and the cake looked a little bear!
Don't birthdays just burn you up with excitement?
Because the cake was a little slice of heaven, and everyone wanted a taste
It was two-tired from all the birthday celebrations and needed a kickstand
Tweetment! Because every bird deserves a chirpy birthday, even when feeling under the weather!
Because it was feeling crumby and needed a sweet prescription for happiness!
1. "You want a piece of me?"